Episode 217

Last Monday was a bad night for Jason Mesnick, famed wrong-choice Bachelor. Melissa, who took the runner-up spot after Jason changed his mind, earned the title of sexiest woman in America by performing the most incredible and mind-blowing moves on Dancing With the Stars (somehow Shawn the Chipmunk Johnson won the actual title but that's irrelevant). Then, immediately after, Jillian, second runner up, had thirty men fighting over her on the new season of The Bachelorette. And Jason is left watching it all on TV with Molly. By the way, if you type Molly into a google search, Molly Malaney (Jason's choice) comes up first. Before Molly Ringwald. This is weird.